Joke #part1 (humour in life)

There were three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hote., rented a room and went to sleep. THen, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is amagic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"
haha :D  Thank YOU !!

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A million dollar Smile (love poem)

She was an ordinary girl with ordinary lips
As simple as that with no beauty tips
So, I was in a quest, for a while
How she dispersed a million dollar smile.

Her enticing beauty and no harsh in talk
Her charm and courtesy were there to shock
Even though she was not in as beauty peagent game
Where she had to act for making her name
But also her allure was not so futile
She was the girl with a million dollar smile.

The first time I saw her and just did stop
And was so amazed and wanted to talk
But when I tired to start
I had no word
To talk with that princess- a queen of God
So I kept on staring her face for a while
A heart robbing girl with a million dollar smile.

Her rosy rosy cheeks and her pretty pretty face
Oh! How can I forget that in any case?
I wonder where she was from
From heaven or from hell
As she was just like a Cindrella
Of a fairy tale
As she had an elegant beauty
That was not so fragile
She was a girl with a million dollar smile.
She was the girl with a million dollar smile...

THANK YOU ( just smile )
Love poem.

Downpour of life (poem)

Kissing on my cheeks, the cool breeze...
A flash of light, making the sky bright...
I sit on the roof waiting for the rain,
thinking about YOU forgetting the pain...

The dark clouds, the cold wind, the splatter
of raindrops, I hope ENDS!!!
The sky rumbles more, it's a downpour for
sure...

With a warm heart & cold flesh, thinking
about YOU ME & this place...
Me holding your hand & dancing in the rain,
now is a memory, all in vain...

Water flows down my cheeks as I think of
YOU, it ain't teh sweet rain, is something
salty & new...

I await YOU to return to me everyday, it's
NEVER happening, because in the cemetery
YOU lay...
Among the stars I see YOU everyday, YOU
twinkle, I smile not a word to say...
now you see me.

Rain bring lovers together, it always hides
YOU & ME FOREVER...

I curse this rain while others cherish,
They don't know the pain while loved one
perish...

Wet I sit on this roof looking the sky
thinking about YOU, trying to get a glimpse
of YOU, just YOUR view, JUST YOUR
VIEW........

Where Does Light Come From?

(Where are the sources of light?)


Shut your eyes - ! - all you see is darkness or something like night time. Now open your eyes again. If it is day time, you will see that light is all around you.

Light - all we need

There are two types of light: Natural source of light and artificial source of light. Sun is the most important natural source of light. In daytime sunlight up our world and evening stars twinkle in the sky. There are other sources of natural light too. In some aprt of hte world you canfind insect called fireflies, which give off a pale, greenish yellow light that flashes or glows in the dark. Even deep in the sea, some of the fish are able to produce flashes of light in the darkness and in extreme northern of southern region of the world we might able to see the aurora (a dazzling display of colored lights that flicker in the sky at night). Man has made many things possible today we can see that most of place of the world is light up in evening time due to artificial source of light made by man. Light doesn't only enable us to see. It is also used to cut metal into complicated shapes or to perform delicate surgical operation! Light even help to remain healthy whensunlight shines on our skin. Our body makes a vitamin called Vitamin D, Which helps our teeth and bones to grow healthy.

Light shows happiness and way to the brightness.

DJ and DJing (virtual DJ)

DJ on his beat.

Dj is a juggler, able to do many things at a time selecting and evening music, timing music selection. A good DJ is first and foremost a good communicator a good friend to the audience giving them a good time at the party. A good DJ also stays in touch with the audience, finds out what they want and need, make personal appearances at promotional events.

DJ's mix music sound effects, and special effects and occasionally provide time filling chatter between songs. Each must be in command of their speciality genre of music or demographic of audience and sensitive to listener's response. Club DJ's must keep the crowd interested in dancing. So they must know a wide variety of styles and songs, which appeal to different groups. Record promoters and agents try to flood high-profile DJs with new albums, hoping to provide exposure for their acts.

A DJ must know how to mix beats so music progress smoothly, how to design a night of music around a specific theme or requested type of music, and how to use lighting and special effects to best advantage.

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Value Of Time

Time has it's course which comes and goes frequently. Time once lost is lost forever. It cannot be regained or recalled. We all are also familiar with an idiom 'Time and Tide waits for no man.' All humans have a limited span of life. Success in life depends on best use of time. If we lose the valuable time then it will lead us to failure, grief and anxiety. So whatever we do, we should waste time and utilize it very wisely.

Time is very valuable and precious. It is as precious as wealth. We should utilize every second, minute and hour everyday. For this, our daily life should be carefully planned and we should work it out, maybe do part time jobs. If we are able to work out our plan we can obviously claim the success. Time should not be wasted in unnecessary past times and gossips. Wastage of time is a great loss which we cannot regain at any cost. We should try to make our life sweet and happy by utilizing time in the right way. We should never miss an opportunity when it is in our hand. If we follow all these things and maintain our life, then we can surely achieve our goal and fulfill our dreams. Also our life will pass cheerfully and exultantly. Remember, time value
of money.

Beauty (natural beauty)

Beauty is something that cannot be ignored. Infact it very rarely is. But it shouldn't overwhelm anyone. It should not pin anyone down. If someone is being stared at or if some passes remark, one should not fly in airs. Many women/girls search for beauty products online, just to hear "wow! such a beautiful girl" from others.

In acknowledging beauty, people are only admiring the apparent. But actually outward beauty is only skin deep and that there is something else deep inside all of us that is less apparent but more vital - "inner beauty" or what we call "soul beauty". One should not be touched when people admire your for your looks. But when they recognized the person that you are, when they are able to appreciate what is not apparent, the real thing is the best compliment for anyone else.

"What is apparent withers with age, but what is within us is eternal". People should start looking for that. The inner abstract will always outline the outer physical, that is why people must look for soul deep instead of skin deep beauty. Even women must strive for this inner beauty more than their physical appearance/cosmetics and makeup and once they have done that, they will have their true admirers.

It is a tribute to the inner beauty of men/women to fight up and come out stronger when they are ill-treated or victimised by anyone in this world. Instead of giving up, they have strength to rebuild their lives and face it courageously. For me, this is inspiring, isn't it?

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A Mother's Hands

Able hands of the woman who tended our fire,
Whose sweet breath warmed the earth that it, too might respire.
Skillful hands of that old woman, a garden you tilled,
So the air with aromas of orchards was filled,

The strong hands of the woman who raised up a roof
And who lent to our childhood her beauty and truth,

Loyal hands of the woman, to freedom's cause true,
Great affairs of our state are entrusted to you,

Working hands of the woman who came to the field
And enriched the good soil, multiplying its yield,

Soothing hands of that woman held us to her breast,
She gave us warm milk and she guarded our rest,

Guiding hands of the woman, by whom we were fed,
Pointed out the right pathway that you, too, should tread,

Tender hands of the woman, our bitter tears dried
And would sooth and console us whenever we cried,

Ready hands of the woman with patience and care,
Brushed and sewed a boy's clothes, ran the comb through his hair.

Youthful hands of the bride, who like dawn seemed to glow,
Held the one whom she loved on a night long ago.

Your two motherly hands, the most lovely and dear,
Rise and rest on our head, So, We live with no fear.

Future glorious deeds will be warm to the heart,
So come, bless us, your children, before we depart.

Mother.

How long must we suffer such horror in life?
Our towns are surrounded and ruined by strikes.

Pray where does the city of Happiness lie,
perhaps in the misty confines of the sky?
Let us live for all beings, for all things alive,
But don't let our gardens for foreigners thrive.

We should study the essence of what mother would teach
To the depths of her heart and her soul we should reach.

We do remember/show respect them on Mother's day, but we must respect her every minute of life.

Feel little Different ...

look how they are different .

You are laughing at me cuz I am different I am laughing at you cuz you all are same. When I see some people laughing at me like you are laughing at me (hahahahaha). I was wondering why would you be like that and I am still in confusion what is the problem that you are having from me. Everybody has their own different styles of living.

Life rocks and it makes your head go like spinning like the earth but it can't make you down. Be a strong person/feel this moment and face the thing and just not try to escape the problem that what makes you so strong. After all we have so many things to do beside college beside home, beside everything and who knows your potentiality how hard and how soft you are from inside, don't let anyone interfere you and your way and walk your own way and don't say what you want if you can just get it yeah that what makes other feel you are so different stupid stubborn selfish ignorance whatever but one thing "sabai ko nazar ma girey pani afno nazar ma kahiley pani nagirnu" and don't even think that you can overcome if you lose yourself from your rest be a true person after all you are for them not they are for you.

Failures are the five Pillars of Success

success through failure

Life is not a bed of roses. Man is destined to face challenges in life. Obstacles and difficulties are bound to come in the way with ups and downs in the success rate. Though all desire success, one does not always succeed in achieving one's goals. Failures are an integral part of one's life. But one who keeps on striving in eventually crowned with success.

Today, the youth is restless. It expects results immediately. It forgets that Rome was not built in a day. Failures are bound to follow once we start running towards our objectives, but we should not be depressed and dejected by them.

We should realize that failure result when preparation for a goal has not reached perfection. There is something lacking which requires timely attention. A failure prepares the foundation for bigger things in life.
Thus, it can rightly be said that failure are the five pillars of success.

"One has to fail, one time in life to have the taste of success."

Present Day Truth

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers: wider freeways but narrower viewpoints; we spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less.

We've added years to life, not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back but have trouble crossing the street to meet the neighbor.

truth -_-

We've conquered outer space but not inner space; we've cleaned up the air; but polluted the soul; we've split the atom, but not our prejudice. We've higher incomes, but cower morals, we've become long on quantity, but short on quality. These are the times of tall men, and short character; step profits and shallow relationships.

These are the times of world peace, but domestic welfare; more leisure, but less fun; more kinds of food but less nutrition. These are the days of income and more divorces; of fancier houses but broken homes.

THINK AGAIN (life)

Why me?
Sometimes when tragedy strikes at home, we all ask ourselves- Why me? Here is an excellent inspirational message from Arthur Ashe, the celebrated Wimbledon Tennis player.

Arthur Ashe was dying of cancer. From world over, he received letters from his friends and admirers. One of the letters conveyed: "Why does God have to select you for such a fatal disease?" To this query Arthur Ashe replied: "The world over - 5 billion children start playing tennis professional tennis, 500,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals. When I was holding the cup as winner I never asked God "Why me?" And today in pain I should not be asking God "Why me?"
Isn't it strange?
Is not it strange how Rs 20 seems like such a big amount when you donate it but such a small amount when you go shopping?

Is not it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you are at a place of worship and how short they seem when you are watching a good movie?

Is not it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of a book on religion but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel?

Know Your Living Culture

Why do we fast?
Most devout Nepalese as well as Indians especially Hindus fast regularly or on special occasions like festivals. On such days they do not eat at all, eat once or eat fruits or a special diet of simple food. Some undertake rigorous fasts when they do not even drink water the whole day. Fasting is done for many reasons to please the world, to discipline on
eself and even to protest.

Why do we fast?
It is to save food or to create an appetite to feast after the fast? Not really.

Newar Ladies in Nepal

Then why?!
Fasting in sanskrit is called 'Upavaas' 'Upa' means 'near' and Vaasa" means 'to stay' Upavaasa therefore means the attainment of close mental nearness to the world. Then what has upavaasa to do with food?

A lot of our time and energy is spent in procuring food items, cooking, eating and digesting food. Certain types of food make our minds dull and agitated. Hence, on certain days a person decides to save time and conserve his energy by eating either simple, light food or totally avoid eating so that his mind becomes alert and pure. The mind, otherwise preoccupied by the thought of food, it entertains thoughts and stays with the word. Since it is a self-Imposed form of discipline, it is usually observed with joy.

Also every system needs a break to work at its best. Rest and a change of diet during fasting is very good for the digestive system and the entire body.

The more you indulge, the senses the more they make us weak, irritable or create on urge to eat more food later. This happens when there is no noble goal behind fasting. Some fast, rather they diet, merely to reduce weight, Others fast as a vow, or to fulfill their desires, some to develop will-power, control. The senses, some as a form of discipline and so on. The Bhagawat Geeta urges us to eat appropriately-neither too less nor too much and to eat simple, pure and healthy food (seatvik diet) even when not fasting.